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10- You vigorously deny the existence of thousands of gods claimed by other religions,

but feel outraged when someone denies the existence of your god.

9- You feel insulted and "dehumanized" when scientists say that people evolved from

lesser life forms, but you have no problem with the Biblical claim that we were

created from dirt

8- You laugh at polytheists, but you have no problem believing in a Trinity god

7- Your face turns purple when you hear of the "atrocities" attributed to Allah, but

you don't even flinch when hearing about how God/Jehovah slaughtered all the babies

of Egypt in "Exodus" and ordered the elimination of entire ethnic groups in "Joshua"

-- including women, children, and trees!

6- You laugh at Hindu beliefs that deify humans, and Greek claims about gods

sleeping with women, but you have no problem believing that the Holy Spirit

impregnated Mary, who then gave birth to a man-god who got killed, came back to

life and then ascended into the sky.

5- You are willing to spend your life looking for little loop-holes in the scientifically

established age of the Earth (4.55 billion years), but you find nothing wrong with

believing dates recorded by pre-historic tribesmen sitting in their tents and guessing

that the Earth is a couple of generations old.

4- You believe that the entire population of this planet with the exception of those who

share your beliefs -- though excluding those in all rival sects -- will spend Eternity in

an infinite Hell of Suffering. And yet you consider your religion the most "tolerant"

and "loving".

3- While modern science, history, geology, biology, and physics have failed to convince

you otherwise, some idiot rolling around on the floor speaking in "tongues" may be all

the evidence you need to prove Christianity.

2- You define 0.01% as a "high success rate" when it comes to answered prayers. You

consider that to be evidence that prayer works. And you think that the remaining

99.99% FAILURE was simply the will of God.

1- You actually know a lot less than many Atheists and Agnostics do about the Bible,

Christianity, and church history -- but still call yourself a Christian